Well actually the ball is a Pro, it's just the rest of us...

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Team Photo




Night Pic

Team Photo

At this point, to clear up confusion, I'd like to say we're not an official computer-science football team. We're not associated with the department at all, in fact if anyone asks I usually say I'm doing English Literature, but that's another story... Also I'm not in these pictures because I took them, so there.

Well football, it's a funny old game, a game of two halves, a game of 22 over-paid prima-donnas running round a field in an impromptu strip-tease, fashion show-strop that Naomi Campbell would be pround of.

But not our footy. We're honest hardworking under-paid (i.e. we get nowt) and not too bad footy part-timers. We have had 2 penalties in 2 years, only a few injuries (ahem, don't talk about those) and no sendings off, though if you ask me, mumble, mumble... (Though that would be more impressive if we had a referee to actually send people off.)

Liverpool Uni Sports Centre

We play here at the San-Cero (I can't spell and am proud of it) shaming Liverpool University Sports Hall. Booked by Dave who is also holder of the sacred ball.

Our spiritual leader and footy-and-tourqoise-coloured-shorts-guru is also Dave. Top player and an inspiration to us all.

One or two of us have even got into Europe, though that was nothing to do with football, to be fair. We do play away though, by Tesco's in the tropical climes of Allerton.

The Moral of This Tale

Any old idiot can run round the hallowed turf of Wem-ber-lee but what about the Miami Beach like astroturf of Wyncote, or the Sports Hall where you are forced to avoid hitting the people on the climbing wall and wierdos wander in and stare at you.

P.S. All photos © 1995/1996 Stuart's Crap Sports Photography.
P.P.S. We don't play in the fog, it's just that my camera isn't very good...
P.P.P.S. This looks a good deal less surreal in Netscape and Microsoft Internet Explorer than Mosaic. Also appologies for the Java Crapplet. It's not that tacky considering most of the applets you see, and at least I wrote it.
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