
Well actually the ball is a Pro, it's just the rest of us...
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At this point, to clear up confusion, I'd like to say we're not an official
computer-science football team. We're not associated with the department at
all, in fact if anyone asks I usually say I'm doing English Literature, but
that's another story... Also I'm not in these pictures because I took
them, so there.
Well football, it's a funny old game, a game of two halves, a game of 22
over-paid prima-donnas running round a field in an impromptu strip-tease,
fashion show-strop that Naomi Campbell would be pround of.
But not our footy. We're honest hardworking under-paid (i.e.
we get nowt)
and not too bad footy part-timers. We have had 2 penalties in 2 years,
only a few injuries (ahem, don't talk about those) and no sendings off,
though if you ask me, mumble, mumble... (Though that would be more
impressive if we had a referee to actually send people off.)

We play here at the San-Cero (I can't spell and am proud of it) shaming
Liverpool University Sports Hall. Booked by Dave who is also holder of the sacred ball.
Our spiritual leader and footy-and-tourqoise-coloured-shorts-guru is also
Dave.
Top player and an inspiration to us all.
One or two of us have even got into Europe, though that was nothing to do with
football, to be fair. We do play away though, by Tesco's in the tropical
climes of Allerton.
Any old idiot can run round the hallowed turf of Wem-ber-lee but what about
the Miami Beach like astroturf of Wyncote, or the Sports Hall where you are
forced to avoid hitting the people on the climbing wall and wierdos
wander in and stare at you.
P.S. All photos © 1995/1996 Stuart's Crap Sports Photography.
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